FREEDOM!! William Wallace Ain’t Got Nothin’ On Me!

Here’s what I want to know. Who was the idiot that thought it was a good idea for women to work outside the home? I know I could research this and find out, or maybe I should remember from history class, but I don’t. The point is, I’d punch her in the face and rip her a new one if I could!

Normally, I’m not the fighting kind, but when it comes to women working vs staying home, I’d put my dukes up! Staying home is work too, don’t get me wrong, but I enjoy that kind of work! Not to mention, staying in my pajamas all day would be nice too!

I don’t know about you ladies, but I’d be perfectly fine with my “place” being in the kitchen and the bedroom. Like right now for instance, I’d like to go back to bed! I’m sleepy! I don’t want to have to get a shower, wash my hair, and get ready to go to work. I want to hang out on the couch, dozing and watching TV. Is that so wrong?!

So today I say, “thank you women’s libbers for ruining my day!” Personally, I think we should start a movement to reverse this crap! We can call ourselves W. A. W. ( Women Against Working). It sounds good to me! Instead of burning our bras we could burn boxer shorts, or tighty whities. We could hand out little rubber balls to every man we see, signifying that we’re giving them back their manhood, returning them to their proper places in the home. FREEDOM!!!! Who’s with me! Let’s start a revolution! 🙂

Ecclesiastes 2:17 So I hated life, because the work that is done under the sun was grievous to me. All of it is meaningless, a chasing after the wind.

I don’t really hate life. 🙂 I just hate working! 🙂

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