Sorry About Y’all’s Weight…I Mean WAIT!

The other day I stopped in Dollar General to pick up some snacks for my Mom who’s in the hospital. The cashier wasn’t at the register and there was three of us in line. I told the lady in the front to squeeze the squeaky toy and the cashier would come running. She squeezed the […]

Flatulence Speaks Louder Than Words

Have you ever, for just a brief moment, forgotten where you were and burped really loudly or even worse….pooted?!? Probably not. I bet I’m the only person who’s forgotten where they were and purposefully passed gas. I’ll never forget it as long as I live. I was at our son’s soccer game. I was sitting […]

Does Zit REALLY Matter?!

One night, way back, in my life B.C., I was out with friends. We may have helped ourselves to one (or ten) too many party favors as we did so often back then. Which reminds me! The names in this story have been changed to protect the no so innocent.  I don’t remember where we were, […]

Snickering At Snickers

Everyone’s seen the Coke cans with the names on them right? I heard that Snickers is now putting names on their candy bars, but it’s not so nice names like goober head. I was talking to my bff the other day about those candy bars and I said “I wish could find a Snicker bar that […]

Messing Up And Missing Out!

So, yesterday I go to a friend’s house to help her separate and sort shoes to take on a mission trip to Mexico. I had made spaghetti the night before so I brought lunch over. We ate, separated, tagged, and bagged shoes, then it was time for me to go. Tina and I went to […]

WHAM! BAM! THANK YOU MAM…MOGRAM!

So, I went last week and had my yearly Pap smear and mammogram. Oh the joys of being over 40! Before I headed out for the probing, Tucker asked me to take him by Subway. One of the girls who works there goes to our church. She took Tucker’s order then asked me what I’d […]